Going blonde

At 27 I've discovered my hair is turning blonde!?! I wish...it's more like grey. I've found about three ugly grey hairs. Oddly enough, I'm not one bit surprised at their arrival...I'm actually shocked they didn't come sooner since I occasionally have conversations like this:
Ben: I don't want you to boss me around
Me: (what?!? We are sitting & eating) who's the boss though?
Ben: you
Me: so I'm going boss you around for a long time so you better get used to it
Ben: ok

And this one-
Me: where are my shoes?
Ben: I'll get them, they are under the bed
Me: why?
Ben: because I was upset you said I couldn't play xbox today
Me: are you kidding me?!
Nope